Here are 3 (semi-) serious tips on wine for those who lack a bit of common sense.
1 Do Not Get Drunk
Drinking too much has averse affects such as making scenes in public situations, with only you being the one to not remember the scene. Needless to say, it is also damaging to your health to overdo it, and damaging to your love life! Wine goggles are just as misleading as beer goggles when it comes to choosing the right mate. Not to mention, overdoing it on wine is a waste of good money. Wine is meant to be sipped, not gulped. Remember – tipsy is the limit!
2 Do Not Chug
Which brings us to our next point, do not chug your wine. Chugging on your discounted wine may seem like a good idea at the time, but don’t give into peer pressure. Wine is not a shot of whisky. You’re not Don Draper in Mad Men. Wine must be enjoyed and savored. Period.
3 Pour Wisely
We appreciate imagination. We praise tenacity. You may be tempted to attach your lips to the bottle and take a swig to taste. If this is the case, make sure you don’t plan on serving your wine to anyone else! And even worse than this, do not pour a quality wine such as a Brunello di Montalcino into a plastic cup. You’re not at a frat party. Pour your drinks wisely, if not for yourself, for us!
1 Do Not Get Drunk
Drinking too much has averse affects such as making scenes in public situations, with only you being the one to not remember the scene. Needless to say, it is also damaging to your health to overdo it, and damaging to your love life! Wine goggles are just as misleading as beer goggles when it comes to choosing the right mate. Not to mention, overdoing it on wine is a waste of good money. Wine is meant to be sipped, not gulped. Remember – tipsy is the limit!
2 Do Not Chug
Which brings us to our next point, do not chug your wine. Chugging on your discounted wine may seem like a good idea at the time, but don’t give into peer pressure. Wine is not a shot of whisky. You’re not Don Draper in Mad Men. Wine must be enjoyed and savored. Period.
3 Pour Wisely
We appreciate imagination. We praise tenacity. You may be tempted to attach your lips to the bottle and take a swig to taste. If this is the case, make sure you don’t plan on serving your wine to anyone else! And even worse than this, do not pour a quality wine such as a Brunello di Montalcino into a plastic cup. You’re not at a frat party. Pour your drinks wisely, if not for yourself, for us!
