2 I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up.
3 I was sat with my wife while she sipped on her glass of wine, when she said, "I love you so much, you know. I don't know how I could ever live without you." I said, "Is that you or the wine talking?" She said, "It's me talking to the wine.
4 “I saw this wino. He was eating grapes. So, I was like ‘Dude! You have to wait’.” – Mitch Hedberg
5 "Knock Knock"
"Syrah doctor in the house?"